Morons: Afraid of the Port o John. 6-19-20
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 19 June 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Today's moron of the day!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8423995/Construction-worker-using-portable-toilet-blown-inside.html
Today on Morons in the news:
The police describe him as the "Bald Eagle".
Afraid of the port o john.
The cows have run wild.
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| 0:00.0 | We've got them. |
| 0:01.0 | Morons. |
| 0:02.0 | With Bob and Sherry. |
| 0:03.0 | He's a moron. |
| 0:04.0 | It's Morons in the News. |
| 0:06.0 | One of our listeners in Eugene Oregon sent me this. |
| 0:09.0 | They got a call, the police did. |
| 0:11.0 | About 3 o'clock in the morning several days ago, there was a 39-year-old man. |
| 0:16.0 | His name is Brandon Lee Jackson, who allegedly attacked and robbed a man in a 7-11 parking lot. |
| 0:21.6 | And when the cops eventually tracked Brandon down, he had climbed up to the top of a very tall railroad crossing sign and was just perched up there, sort of like an eagle, completely naked. |
| 0:33.6 | A bald eagle, as it would be. And he was not moving. It was more than 12 hours. This is |
| 0:42.0 | the, it's just a lot of stuff going on with this story. He was up there naked more than 12 |
| 0:47.0 | hours before Brandon finally climbed down the pole and tried to make a run for it. A police dog |
| 0:53.3 | got to him first, but that didn't go well. |
| 0:56.2 | And Brandon put the dog in a headlock and punched the dog. |
| 0:59.3 | The cops quickly got up to him and arrested him on several charges. |
| 1:03.8 | So thank you to our listener. |
| 1:05.3 | That was reported by CBS 13 and Eugene. |
| 1:08.0 | I need to know what Brandon was taking, he squatted on there naked, then got a police dog in a headlock. |
| 1:17.4 | I know. |
| 1:18.2 | I mean, that's... |
| 1:18.9 | Would this be your bath salt, Stephen? |
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