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Morons.

With Bob and Sherry.

He's a moron.

It's Morons in the News.

Okay, we're going to start off with the moron of the day.

This happened four days ago.

A pizza shop owner in Greenwood, Delaware was closing up for the night when a guy walked in and

pulled out a machete and demanded cash from the pizza place.

The owner fought back with the only weapon he had nearby.

He threw a pizza at the robber and believe it or not, that worked.

For some reason, the guy with the machete was scared off by a flying pizza and he took off running.

The cops are now trying to track him down because they have some video of the whole thing going down. I just wonder if the guy who threw the pizza, the pizza

shop owner was like tossing it in the air, you know, or was it coming right out of the oven

and it was very hot? Or was it just like a pizza hanging around? It was cold or did he throw a box

at him or exactly how he did?

I think the best weapon of all of your pizza scenarios is one right out of the oven because pizza

ovens are at about 600 degrees Fahrenheit. I agree. It's just that timing had to be something.

Now, if he was just tossing the dough in the air on his hands and he got it over the suspect's face and temporarily blinded him, that could be a Three Stooges episode.

I was just thinking Three Stooges. That's exactly what it sounds like.

Anyway, if you would like to see some of the video of this, the Delaware State Police have it, and we'll send it to you.

Just text us to 888-262-747. We will send it to you

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