Morning Routine Guy Crashes Out (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

Sad Boyz

Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Ify Nwadiwe joins Jarvis and Jordan to discuss Ashton Hall's morning routines, his take on 'copycats', and what it signals for the modern meaning of masculinity. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SADBOYZ to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/SADBOYZ to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code SADBOYZ. Sad Boyz Nightz #106 Check out 100+ bonus episodes at: https://patreon.com/sadboyz 00:00:00 Ify Nwadiwe! 00:01:30 Death of the "Celebrity" 00:08:20 Lone Wolf /Faux Millionaire Aesthetic 00:12:41 Mouth Taping 00:15:10 Chocolate Chip Nipples 00:16:39 Metrosexual 00:17:47 Sponsored By: Squarespace 00:19:49 Saratoga Water 00:21:21 Solving By Consuming 00:24:54 Morning Routine 00:32:16 How Men Eat Bananas 00:34:47 Sponsored By: ZocDoc 00:36:37 Face Ice Bath 00:40:36 Coaching Pyramid 00:42:35 Breakfast 00:48:10 Copycats 00:50:58 Addressing The Copycats 00:53:41 Nuances of AI 00:56:38 Nuance Is Dead 00:58:46 What is Masculinity in 2025? 01:00:10 Say It With Your Chest 01:04:59 Facts & Feelings 01:08:00 Politics Isn't (Shouldn't Be) a Team Sport 01:10:46 Individualism/Selfishness 01:12:53 Whose Approval Are You Seeking? 01:14:38 You Can't Erase History, Racism Still Exists 01:21:38 Mislead Young Men 01:25:17 Educating Others 01:28:19 Copying or Mocking? 01:31:23 Mark Wahlberg Morning Routine 01:34:27 Sad Boyz NIGHTZ #106 01:35:15 Morning Routine (Revised) 01:38:12 Servant 01:41:28 What's the Workout Routine? 01:45:29 The Unaccounted Time 01:49:39 Surely He's Not Selling Anything? 01:53:41 His Older Content 01:59:20 Sad Boyz Nightz #106 🎬 CREW 🎬 Hosted by Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda Produced by Anastasia Vigo Outro music by @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank

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0:00.0	Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also.
0:03.9	I'm Jarvis.
0:04.7	Oh, I like this.
0:06.0	I'm trying to drop my voice a little bit today.
0:08.4	We actually just sound the way we always have.
0:10.5	I just wanted, we've always sounded like this.
0:12.6	Oh, man.
0:13.2	We're joined by a very masculine friend of ours.
0:15.7	Guy like us, kind of like us.
0:17.5	He's kind of like us, but he's also not like us hashtag Kendrick what
0:21.9	up Kenny we're joined by if he what is that how's it going how you doing we've brought
0:27.6	you in for a very special episode of Sabways this is like where we have to sit the kids
0:31.5	down on like a Sunday afternoon yeah and really explained what's what's happening
0:36.8	it's buff guy Bible study well yeah buff guy Bible study. Yeah, buff guy Bible study.
0:40.0	The priest is in. We all woke up at 3.30 a.m. Yeah, you were actually reading. We all woke up at
0:45.7	352 a.m. You were reading to a class of elementary school kids. And I came over and whispered in your ear
0:51.4	that Ashton Hall had dropped the new morning routine.
0:55.6	You handled it stoically at the time, but obviously it hit you.
0:58.6	And it said where the camera zoomed dramatically.
1:00.3	Yeah, yeah.
1:00.9	But in that moment, you knew what you had to do.
1:02.7	And it was to wage war against morning routines everywhere for their oil.
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