This I thought was, okay, here's our reason for being.

Okay.

Almost half of Americans, two out of five.

Bad at mornings, bad at it.

Yeah.

It's a problem.

It sucks.

I actually can't believe only two out of five are bad at mornings.

Mornings blow chunks so hard into fans that blow them back on

you. That's mornings right there. It's so weird what you've chosen to do for a living with that

kind of thought process. You know, for a long time my card said Sarah Clark and then in parentheses,

not a morning person. Oh, that's very cute. Right?

I probably wrote it in the afternoon

when my brain was fully functional.

In a new survey, 38% of

Americans admit they're not

they're not

good at mornings. They're bad at mornings. They're just bad at mornings. They're just bad at mornings they're bad at mornings they're just bad at mornings they don't like it

you know when i was before i was in radio i would listen to morning radio i listened to uh charles

laquodara on the big mattress at bcn and boston and i loved it and i thought this is what a

incredible job that must be, what fun

they're all having. Oh my God. It just would cheer me up on my way to my stupid awful job that I had

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