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First, they came for the big gulps, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the plastic bags, and I did not speak up.

But it's time to mobilize. You've heard of the Boston Tea Party.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the New York Pizza Party.

The city's Department of Environmental Protection has decided to ruin yet another bedrock

of the Big Apple lifestyle, the New York slice.

Spokesman Ted Timbers claims that wood fire stoves contribute to bad air quality.

Pizza makers will have to install a mission control air filters to comply with the new rules.

They must cut emissions by 75%.

Imagine being so woke, the aroma of bubbling cheese and flaky crust

makes you want to strangle a small business.

The woke idiots who run this city are doing everything in that power to destroy it.

We have naked men with their s**t bouncing around all over the city yesterday

in public, in front of children.

We have the most violent raging crime rate ever.

We are being invaded by illegal immigrants

who are being treated way better than our homeless veterans, our teachers,

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