New York Magazine reported on Monday that women in Washington DC, they're having a very hard time coping with Donald Trump's election.

So how are these little special snowflakes handling Trump's devastating win?

Well, take for example, Juliana Evans.

She cried for three days after the election.

She called it catastrophic.

Thankfully, Juliana didn't let the election get the best of her.

She told the magazine that she, quote, put on our big girl panties and dragged herself to a drugstore where she bought a box of black hair dye.

And then she said the election dead in my soul.

I think I wanted to do something defiant to feel stronger.

And she said, now I feel like my hair says, you can't bring me down.

This misogyny will not persevere.

The bumper sticker for me is I am woman.

Hear me roar.

And someone please get this woman some hot cocoa, a therapy dog crayons a coloring book.