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What Fresh Hell: Laughing in the Face of Motherhood | Parenting Tips From Funny Moms

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What Fresh Hell: Laughing in the Face of Motherhood | Parenting Tips From Funny Moms

What Fresh Hell: Laughing in the Face of Motherhood

Parenting, Kids & Family, Comedy

4.6962 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We’d all love a school morning where everyone gets out the door without Mom yelling or feeling stressed. And by “all” we mean all mothers. Our children seem blithely indifferent to all the hollering and pleading and bargaining we do each morning in order to make the bus– which means each day we have to do a little more of it. Good times. Leigh Anderson puts it this way, for Lifehacker Offspring: “Getting kids out the door in the morning can go one of two ways: They wake up early and then dawdle, forcing a last-minute scramble, or they wake up late, forcing a last-minute scramble.” In this episode we talk about what works to get the kids moving and in charge of their own schedules. We love Leigh’s idea of creating a morning playlist: if “Yellow Submarine” is on, it’s time to be tying your shoes. Our other favorite tip– keep another set of toothbrushes in the downstairs bathroom!– is from Carolyn Dalgliesh’s book The Sensory Child Gets Organized. Here’s other tricks and tips we discuss in this episode: Amy uses these 5- and 30-minute hourglasses to make the dwindling time until the bus arrives more concrete. (Beware: the 30-minute one can sometimes have the paradoxical effect of making the time left seem endless, at least to an 8-year-old.) The Time Timer is a less chic but equally effective visual reminder. Margaret has her son use a smart speaker to set his own timer. Margaret uses a dry erase board to remind her kids of what’s left on their morning checklists. Amy’s friend Susan uses this gradual sunlight alarm clock for her exhausted high-schooler. And if all else fails: put them to bed in their school clothes. Here’s how to handle the dinnertime madness: HelloFresh, which delivers weekly recipes and fresh ingredients straight to your doorstep. What’s for dinner? Open fridge, pull out bag, get to it. No planning, no shopping, no complaining. Your kids might even *HELP* because the directions are so snazzy. We are huge fans! Get $30 off your first HelloFresh delivery by going to hellofresh.com and entering the code mother30. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Amy we are hitting the road. That is right. I'm so excited about this. What Fresh Hell Live is back. We are coming to stages around the northeast this fall and we are coming, we hope, to a city near you.

0:12.0

You can get your tickets now to see us live for a super fun mom's night out full of comedy, community,

0:19.0

and hanging out with us at every show.

0:22.0

We have not done this since before the pandemic, so we are. hanging out with us at every show.

0:22.6

We have not done this since before the pandemic,

0:24.5

so we are so excited to get back out on the road

0:27.2

and meet everybody and see you in person.

0:29.2

Ready to hear where you can find us.

0:30.5

We are going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina, Boston, Massachusetts, Washington, D.C.

0:36.2

Our nation's capital, Philadelphia, and of course our hometown of New York City.

0:41.6

You can find out all the details about the show and get your

0:44.4

tickets at what Fresh Hel Podcast.com. Click tour dates at the top. Tickets are

0:48.8

selling fast people so get yours today. It's everything you love about the

0:52.3

what fresh hell, but with 100% more us in person.

0:57.4

Get your tickets today.

0:58.4

We cannot wait to see you.

0:59.7

When Google tells them to get dressed, they do it. When I tell them to get dressed they do it when I tell them to get dressed

1:05.2

but mom why do you ruin my life?

1:08.0

What fresh hell laughing in the face of motherhood?

1:12.0

Of course another option when you do not care if your kids are late every day,

1:14.0

but I'm just not that person.

1:16.0

With Margaret Ables and Amy Wilson.

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