I am so happy to be campaigning in whatever swing state I'm in which I will just refer to as

Wisconsin pencil V Georgia.

Because I am going to protect your Virginia.

This election is about moving forward.

This election is about moving forward. You see Donald Trump is stuck in the past,

but it's like I say to my husband Doug, when he leaves his phone at the chilies.

We are not going back.

You know, Trump and Vance are weird. All right?

They want the government to control what you do in your bedroom

and what books you read.

You know, in Minnesota we have a saying,

mind your damn business.

We also have another saying in Minnesota,

my nuts froze to the park bench.

They say that me blaming the Democrats for inciting violence is the pot calling

the cattle black but frankly I didn't know the cattle was black until very recently I thought the cattle was

Indian but then he decided to turn black I miss Joe Biden oh Joe we missed your Biden folks, what we wouldn't give to have him stand next to me and behold!

We had this in the bag, but then they did acheru and they swapped out biting with scamabla.

Hello, hello, it is I, J.D. Vance, how much to be loved Donald Trump?

And just this afternoon you told me, J.ady, you're like a son to me,

because I don't like you, and I'm stuck with you.

I'm sure you've all heard what the liberal media has been saying about me.

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