My weekend update co-anchor Michael Chee was going to join me here tonight, but in solidarity

with President Biden I decided to lose all my black support. Nothing makes sense anymore. The candidate who was a famous New York

City playboy took abortion rights away and the guy who's trying to give you your abortion rights back is an 80 year old

Catholic. How does that make sense? I'm not saying both candidates are old but you know

Jimmy Carter is out there thinking I could maybe win this

thing.

It's been a year since I delivered this speech and my wife Jill was with me tonight was worried how I do.

I told her, don't worry, just like riding the bike.

She's, that's what I'm worried about.

The 20-24 elections in full swing and yes age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old. Age is the only thing we have in common. My Vice President actually endorses me.

Being here is a reminder that folks think what's going on in Congress's political theater.

That's not true. The Congress were theater that have thrown out Lauren

Bobert a long time ago. Some of the jokes from both President Biden and host Colin Jost at Saturday's

White House Correspondents Dinner.

I got Colin J Joseph did well.

Oh, it was, he was really good.

He was funny, it was subtle.

It's a weird moment to, you know, be laughing, actually.

Well, you know, the that is that is such a difficult

room. Yeah. I remember Stephen Colbert being there and and and no laughter because

very little laughter because he was so dry and it is such a difficult

room for a variety of reasons which I won't go into here as far as the crowd that's out there but you've got to do exactly what he

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