Marco, thank you so much for coming.

I know you're under a lot of stress, but I can't have you fighting with Elon, okay?

I need you to be my good little Marco.

Mr. Trump, if you think I'm going to stand here and let you call me that, you're right.

What I don't accept is Elon having total access to our government.

Planes are crashing and he keeps trying to fire air traffic controllers.

Well, Elon knows a lot about air travel, okay?

He runs SpaceX, which is doing incredible things in terms of explosions.

And with regard to rocket debris.

Look, I can't have you two at each other's throats, okay?

After all, I have a perfect record.

Everyone who's ever worked for me has left on good terms and then gone on to write a book called The Man Who Ruined Everything.

So you two need to start acting like mature adults, okay?

So let's begin with Marco.

Polo.

No, Elon.

I'm trying to talk to Marco.

Polo.

So headlines from the meeting.

One, America's doing bad guy now.

Two, Marco, get your budget under control.

And three, Elon, stay in your lane.

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