And now, the announcement the former president would have made if he could take a damn hint.

We have a very important announcement to make tonight.

I want you to know that I'm running away forever.

And I'm never going to come back.

Maybe I'll have to leave the country.

I will immediately be forgotten.

Nobody will come to my funeral. I think I'll tell my son, Eric, that I have to leave the country. I will immediately be forgotten. Nobody will come to my funeral.

I think I'll tell my son, Eric,

that I have been abducted by Space Force.

I've always been a no-good, rotten, disgusting embarrassment to our great country.

So in conclusion, bye-bye, Bing, Bong, and God bless

the United States. Well, that was not the message that we got from the former president

last night. Turns out, well, it's a message, though. A lot of Republicans would have loved him to give last night.

It's a message that the Wall Street Journal editorial page would have loved for him to give last night.

It's a message that National Review would have loved to give him last.

Anybody who wants to win for a Republican election on the Republicans they would like.

And if you're a Republican and you'd like to end this losing streak, 18, 20, 22, you don't want

him out there anymore.

Yeah, you've got to stop the damage.

You've got to contain it.

And I just, I do have to wonder, again, we never thought it was going to be a red wave,

but I do wonder how much damage was done by Donald Trump putting himself back out there the last week. Everybody

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