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Happy Tuesday. I'm Amy and I'm Kat. Welcome to the fifth thing.

Our quote for today comes from, I guess originally maybe a Twitter post that got turned into an Instagram post, but the original person was maybe Sarah Marion Seltzer.

And she put up everyone compliments the jumpsuit when you wear it out, but when you get to the bathroom, it's just you and your choices.

And I'm like, isn't that so true? Jump suits are so cute.

And then you got to go to the bathroom and not you. It's just you and your choices. And I feel like a lot of times when I'm wearing like a romper or jumpsuit, I'm like, it's so comfortable.

And then you're in the bathroom and you're just like naked in the bathroom. And I don't know if you feel this, but I'm like, what if somebody comes in and I'm just sitting here naked?

Yeah, not that anybody would come in, but that's my fear.

We were talking on the Bobby Bone show the other day about how some really wealthy people that travel from New York to the Hamptons are getting Botox in their bladder so that they don't have to stop and pee on the way. Stop it.

No, they're not. I guess that's an option. They're not doing that.

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