Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the Mormon Newscast. I'm Radio Free Mormon, joined currently by my

colleague Bill Reel, who's a bit under the weather. Nevertheless, he's still here, pitching for the

team. How are you doing, Bill? Good. I think they ought to warm up somebody in the bullpen, but I am here.

Well, that's where Rebecca comes in, because apparently she's doing heaven knows what in Washington, D.C.,

but one of the things she's not doing is getting a really, really good, solid connection to the old internet, such as to allow her to appear here.

Now, her last word to us, her last words to us were,

she thought she had it worked out. She might be a couple of minutes late, I think, was her quote.

Wasn't it, Bill? Correct. So I'm expecting to see her. All right. So let's just all

concentrate and send the most positive vibes out for Rebecca to join us from Washington, D.C.

Now, this is only going to make it a little bit difficult.

It's not that difficult, but she has the lead story.

So is there anything that you would like to talk about, Bill, before we get going on tonight's show?

Well, you say that, but I think I have the lead story I think

she asked me to do the story on garments there you go so I figured if it was garments it was going

to be Rebecca I think that she was the one who was going to do this at first wasn't she no she

she asked me to do it so give me something bill anything she asked me to do it so I'm really something, Bill. Anything. She asked me to do it. So I'm really sorry,

but I do have it ready to rock and roll. Okay. Well, then we don't need to have her here to do the top

story. Here's the stories we'll be covering tonight. Story number one, can't get rid of old

garments fast enough. Number two, Mormon birth rates dropping.

Number three, elder Anderson, young adult devotional.

Number four, mayoral candidate asked inappropriate question.

Next, AI religious freak out. Next for the great salt lake and finally is the word

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