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Hey everybody. Good to see you tonight. How are you doing? How are you doing, Mr. Real? You're looking quite dapper.

RFM, it has been a fun 24 hours. I'll just say here at the beginning, you are definitely much more cool, calm and collected.

I promise everybody, hey folks, I promise everybody I wasn't unhinged last night or this morning. I'm being very methodical and thought out about what I do, but I definitely am more emotional.

I'll just share a little bit here for just a moment, RFM, because we've got an episode that this stuff gets to me a little bit. I love to look on your face.

I had noticed. Yeah, yeah. By the way, can we talk about important stuff for a second? Please, could you get a haircut?

I did get a haircut. Got it the day after Thrive was over. I hope you didn't leave a tip. Well, you know whatever, is it too bad?

That's just a rude thing to say. That's a Don Rickles kind of thing to say. I obviously like it. I think you look really kind of posh.

Well, thank you, my friend. There's only so much I can do with my hair. So believe me, I'm invious.

Good. Well, I like the haircut. My wife likes it a lot and I've got a few compliments. I like it.

Most says you look like a million bucks. Good. I like to hear that.

Now, if you only had five million bucks, you could pay the fine for the church and the EPA to the SEC, which by the way is due Friday.

The fine money is due on Friday. Yes. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money just to send over by typing in an account number and a routing number and hitting send.

Yeah, they're not even going to feel it. What they are feeling is the publicity though.

By the way, does everybody know what we're talking about? I'm sorry. I just kind of jumped in with both feet. I apologize. Maven, what are you doing? Are you saying? Are you talking because I can't hear you?

At least you didn't say you're muted though. Yeah, I said it. So yeah, no, I just wanted to talk about drive real quick before we jump into the heat of the episode.

I just wanted to say it was really awesome. I met a lot of you and I really appreciated everyone who came up to me and who started out with you don't know me, but because then I didn't have to worry that I was a terrible person for not knowing someone that came up.

Although, I guess I won't have that for next drive. But anyway, I just wanted to say that was the best part of it was meeting people. So anyway, that's all that I wanted to come on it.

Thrive was a ton of fun. RFM for anybody who missed your talk, you I typed I texted you about halfway through your presentation.

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