Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you...

MormonISER!

LIVE!

Shut up and sit down!

Good evening. Hello? I don't hear anybody applauding out there. What's going on?

I tried it. I put it on. It never works every time we try it.

We were talking about that before the show started and maybe it said she was going to try for that applause.

I couldn't do it.

We can do it ourselves. We'll make our own applause. Thank you everybody.

Thank you. Please. That's enough, really.

The more perceptive amongst you will notice that Bill Reel is not represented on the screen this evening.

It is instead the amazing maven. Hello.

Now I am hearing the applause. You are?

Yeah. It's so loud I can hear it from my underground bunker.

Nice. Where's Bill? Bill's not with us tonight.

The backyard professor says he's been kidnapped by demons. That works.

He's been kidnapped. Well, he's not going to be here tonight and he's not going to be here next week.

It's just you and me and while the cats away, the mice will play.

That is true. Without Bill here, we're going to go ahead and announce a contest.

Yes, let's make it about Bill.

Yeah, I don't know. No, actually, that's not the contest. Go ahead. You take this over.

This is your idea. This is a great idea. I'll stop. Go ahead.

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