Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you...

Marminiser...

...Live!

Shut up and sit down!

Good evening, everybody. How are you doing? I'm glad to see Bill Reel is in the house at the last moment.

Yeah, yeah. I got here a little late, two minutes before we started and then you had a little technical issue before we began.

Yes, well, Maven showed up after you showed up and as soon as she showed up, I went on the blink.

Yeah, well, you're back non-blinking, so here we go. How's your week been, RFM?

Absolutely, fantastic. I've been spending untold amounts of time researching. This issue, by the way, tonight's show is about the perennial question, did God have sex with Mary?

With Mary, that would be legendary, by the way. We're going to find out, aren't we?

Oh, yeah, we're absolutely going to get to the bottom of this one tonight.

Yeah, we get to the bottom of it.

I will tell you that one of the things that made this so difficult for me, as far as research goes, is that there's a plethora of websites that have all these quotes.

On them, dealing with this issue, most of them would be called anti-mormon or critical websites.

But going through them, I wanted to try and find the original documents as much as I could.

And in so doing, I found that there were a lot of wrong sites in these documents.

And some apparent misquotes, or at least quotes that I didn't find in the original documents when they finally found them sometimes on a different page than what was given as a source.

So eventually, we've pretty much nailed this down. I think that we're pretty darn accurate with our sourcing tonight since we're going to the original documents.

And Maven has been working very hard to get these things ready so that they can be put up on the screen.

There will be a lot of reading tonight. And I apologize for that. We'll have a lot of great Mormonism live commentary.

But this is going to be very document-based in this presentation tonight, because I think that's important that we actually get to the documents.

I'm super excited. And I think we've got a document or two that no one's ever seen before, number one.

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