Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages will be proudly bring to you.

Marminiser!

Who are you?

Shut up, and sit down.

Guten Abend, my name is Leba Freund.

Hey, how are you doing?

I'm doing great, thank you.

I thought you would dress nice for the occasion, and now what?

Hey you, your eyes.

Keep them up.

I can see you checking me out.

Stop it.

Your eyes checking you out?

Oh my gosh.

Here I'm trying to be professional, and I was not anticipating what you would be wearing tonight, Mr. Real.

I went back and looked at our Christmas episode last year, and you were wearing a Christmas scarf.

I think maybe the same one you've got tonight, and I wasn't wearing anything festive.

And so I went into my closet, and this is what I found.

I found a shirt that has a scantily clad female's body on it, but with Christmas stuff on it.

And I don't know if this was my wife's or mine from a party years ago or what, but it's said you went into your closet.

Well, yeah, but we share the closet.

We have clothes clad closed together, and we have like one little dresser and a couple closets in our bedroom,

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