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Radio-free Mormon, how are you doing today?

I'm doing great. I'm doing great, Bill, and we've got a stranger here. I thought he was going to be in the green room.

I probably should pull it. Let's just move him out, so then we have the surprise is gone.

Yeah, get out of there.

And we'll add him back in here in a moment.

You've got to forgive me. I'm going to probably be a little slow tonight.

I went to Wendy's two days ago, got myself a taco salad. It was delicious, by the way.

And then a few...

A few hours later, not feeling so great, and then about the last 24 hours until maybe about 2 p.m. today.

It was 24 hours of no funnel, no good.

But I'm finally starting to kind of feel...

You know, when food poisoning ends, obviously the issues that come with that, those subside eventually.

But by the end of it, you're so exhausted.

You feel like you laid on the street and got ran over by a car.

So I'm pretty beat up.

A little touch of Monty Zuma's Revenge courtesy of Wendy's.

Courtesy of Wendy's.

Check out the local Wendy's near you.

A cute little red-haired, big tail girl.

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