Thank you. Thank you. Good evening, everyone.

Welcome to another episode of Mormonism Live.

Hello, Mr. Real. How are you doing?

I was any better? There'd be two of me. Okay. So is that good? I'm doing great, RFM. I got the stitches out, everybody. So I'm on the road to recovery. Things are looking up from here. Bottom, bottoms up. Okay, okay. So let's hurry on. Let's not dwell upon that, okay? Your medical condition. Let's move into the show.

Absolutely. We got lots of great stuff going on and one of the great things we have going on is tonight's guest. We have a special guest on tonight's show. He is Kish Kuman, not his real name actually actually, and named after a character in the Book of Mormon

that those familiar with the Book of Mormon may recognize. He is a friend of mine for years and

years, and we speak with some regularity on the phone. And when we speak, it's usually at some

length about subjects that are abstruse and sometimes related to Mormonism

and sometimes not. In fact, just the other night, two nights ago, I called him after the newscast

to talk about tonight show and we ended up talking for about half an hour about Edgar Allan Poe

of all things. Quote the Raven Nevermore. Boom, baby. Look at this. Let's bring on, my friend, and yours, Kish Kuman.

How are you doing?

I'm fantastic.

It's an honor and a privilege to be with you.

Well, thank you so much.

It's great to have you here.

First off, we have advertised this show as Mormonism and the Academy.

Isn't that?

Yes, Mormonism and the Academy.

I came up with the title.

I have to look it up just to remember what that it was.

Mormonism and the Academy.

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