Welcome friends.

So the How-To-Haretic.

I'm Uncle Mark.

And I'm Uncle Dan.

I'm Uncle Doug.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

You're not kidding.

Leaving religion is the first ever into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Ah! Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here!

We're your audio uncles, and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get the one that we know of, so you better make the most of it. Well, guys, it is episode 1.13, and somehow it just keeps getting better or better or at least more numerous and I don't know

I don't know the numbers just keep on rolling up the quantity is definitely increasing even if the quality isn't.

We're quantitatively trending well and I think that's really all that matters to consumers of

content. Not that it's good, just that it is.

So, uh, we're here to fulfill that need.

And boy, are we gonna fulfill it this week

with a wonderful and terrible show? Yeah. That's that I start off with the most amazing miracle that nobody ever saw.

Yeah, and speaking of not seeing, I am going to talk to us about a saint who may or may not be able to see by the end of the show.

And then I'm going to go ahead and ruin the episode with two terrible sad stories of Mormon mayhem, violence, blood, and murder.

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