Okay, we get many thousands of thoughtful, amusing, sometimes abusive comments and questions from you every week.

And rest assured, my long-suffering team reads every single one.

And they've decided it'd be quite fun if each week they pick a few of the ones that most stand out to them.

God forbid that I get to see them first, and I'll respond to them.

I've seen any of these until the moment they pop up in front of me, so, well, here we go.

First up, on the subject of our heated debate between Rabbi Schmooley and Professor Norman Finkelstein,

I was asked, do you condemn Rabbi Smooley?

I tell you what I do condemn.

I didn't like how ad homonym he got, how personally abusive.

Norman Finkelstein is the foremost Jewish anti-Semite on planet Earth.

You said, you have my word that God willing, I will digitally decapitate, digitally

disembow, and digitally destroy him.

Your debating style was to drone on coma-inducing.

That's how you debate.

You try to put your opponents into slumber, for God's sake.

Particularly the way he persistently brought in Normal Fickles' needs parents,

who were Holocaust survivors.

He actually attacked his own parents, whose only crime was to be Jewish.

Their entire family was annihilated in Warsaw.

I think the way that he did that was completely unacceptable.

And I actually praise Norma Finkelstein for keeping his calm.

Would you like me to respond, no?

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