Morgan Jay - Me Toover

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Morgan Jay (Podcast, Tour) stops by as Jason describes a man yelling slurs that sets himself on fire instead of a house, Daniel explains how much an antique vampire hunting kit sold for, and Randy warns against having sex with appliances at a resort, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Guys, we got an amazing episode of Dumb People Down today with the great Morgan Jay's on the show.
0:06.4	Got a guy who lit himself on fire and people let him do it.
0:10.1	We've got, what else?
0:12.1	Vampire kit on the show.
0:13.7	And then we've also got a guy who puts his junk in a Hoover.
0:17.0	You got to check out this episode.
0:18.8	It's all that.
0:19.5	Plus Morgan Jay.
0:20.2	You're going to love it.
0:20.9	Dave. You got to check out this episode It's all that plus Morgan Jay You're going to love it Boom Dan and Rand and Jay will share
0:26.7	Tales of folks so unaware
0:28.4	They lack in grace and sometimes choose
0:30.6	The life they choose will make the news
0:32.7	Breaking down each epic bail
0:34.6	In Florida there's half price bail
0:36.6	I'm happy to say they
0:38.6	couldn't make this
0:40.6	dumb don't so listen to our podcast
0:43.4	with co-host our man Dan
0:45.8	Ben dirt don't be a jerk
0:47.9	because when the music
0:49.2	Chris the funny hits and we are gonna take you down
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