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We're just discussing whether or not Tim should

shit fucking, uh...

Cut my jeans into pieces. This is my last pair of shorts.

Yeah, you need to saw off them, them dungarees, brother.

I know, it's not pants weather, and I'm really...

I knew it when I was sitting in the fucking silver Toyota Corolla on the way here,

that it was a mistake with no air conditioning.

And now that I'm just deeply uncomfortable, I wish I was wearing shorts.

And my problem is if you leave the house in jeans and come home and cut off jeans shorts,

that I think triggers an investigation.

And you don't want to do that kind of thing sorry honey

we got caught up at some tax stuff at the office yeah oh yeah especially at my shorts length

you know oh i could i could see this man would you at least consider cheeks out ball bag hanging

at the bottom these uh i'll tell you this right now. I don't know if you can tell, but I,

I think I gave these their final wash.

They got just faded enough that

it's time for them to go.

Should we, is that?

Yeah, I'll do it. Before the Patreon, I'll do it.

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