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So, you know, I'm cheap.

I mean, there's no secret.

Do I, do I know?

Oh, my gosh.

There's no secret. Okay. There's absolutely none. I'm not trying to hide secret. Do I? Do I know? Oh, my gosh. There's no secret.

There's absolutely none.

I'm not trying to hide it.

And when I shop, I use coupons, you know?

I mean, that's just smart.

That's just talking about how cheap you are and we go get a coffee and everything.

You're like looking for every penny.

Whatever.

I pick them up off the ground still.

I pick them up off the ground still. I don't know. That's fine. So I saw this coupon sitting on my kitchen table earlier tonight, and it was buy two, or you get a dollar off if you buy two bags of a certain brand of pepperoni.

Okay.

So I thought, hmm, pepperoni sounds good.

So I grabbed the coupon.

I walked to the grocery store, which is basically across the street from my house.

So you choose your shopping on what coupons you find? So I grabbed the coupon. I walked to the grocery store, which is basically across the street from my house.

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