Okay, so I found it.

I found the per day, permanent breakdown of the James Franklin contract.

Like, this is stupid.

This is dumb.

And James Franklin's one of the good coaches.

One of the problems were seen in college football.

Like, look at UCLA, right?

Now, UCLA may still be a loser program with, like, Rick Neuhele's kid, who now just like looks like the villain in an 80s movie. Like he looks like he'd be, you know, crane kicking with fucking Johnny. But like he's come in and won back-to-back games. It's pretty ridiculous considering how bad UCLA was. Niko looked like shit. Now he's known for like 300 yards. They were a joke of a program, and now they've won back-to-back games, and good for them.

And one of them is upsetting Penn State.

Good for them.

But, like, you watch UCLA, and they're one of these schools that hired a completely unqualified

dufus to be the coach because he had a name.

They went out and hired Deshaun.

Was it just Deshawn Foster? Is that who they hired? And like, you know, hey, had a nice career as a running back, had some ties to the school, obviously, and was a total loser. And what's happening to these schools is they're getting these hard-ons for hiring these former players with big names to look sexy. And then they find out that they're losers. And it's one thing to hire these kind of guys at like, you know, a Mac school or something like that. But you thought you were going to do something in the Big Ten with some Jomoke that had never done it before, and you're like, hey, you're losers. So anyway, let me play a couple commercials here. And then, oh, shit, I got to read you these.

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