All right, straight to the people.

We go to Brendan.

He's been incredibly patient.

Brendan, I'm sorry it took so long. Welcome. What's going on, buddy? Not much, guys. I know you're expecting a nothing burger in this, but can I interest you perhaps instead in a Chauden-Froid smoothie? A thousand percent. I hear for it. A Schoen-Froid smoothie. So you guys did mention in the last segment that the vacating of wins wouldn't be that big of a deal.

I did not say that.

I said it depends on your perspective.

Right.

But I would say that you're correct there.

If Michigan State were to vacate wins, it wouldn't matter.

Right.

But what does the University of

Michigan define themselves as? The winningest team ever? Winningest team ever. So right now they have

1,012 wins all time, which is top in the nation. If you were to remove the 2021, which was the first year

of Conner Stallions, that drops them down to 1,000. If you remove the wins from 22, that drops them down to 9 thousand. If you remove the wins from 2022, that drops them down

to 987. If you remove the 9 wins, so we're going to be generous and give them them from everything

from Penn State on. So if you were to remove the nine wins from that season, that drops them to

978, putting them in a tied lead for the winning its program with no other than the Ohio State University.

So Michigan, in their attempt to achieve a national championship, it's like the Avengers thing, right?

Where Thanos is asked by Young-Gamora like, she's like, did you get it?

And he's like, yes.

And it's like, what did it cost you?

Everything.

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