Bird to your mother, it's time for another episode of Bird's Whip Friends.

Just some hop-laying, ran-fast vertical stems and professors from pan-watching Eagles and pray like Pazuki's on birthdays.

It's Philadelphia, Marissa Bowen, Zack kick in a cooler than three penguins till Zack runs off with his valet cheese.

He's a real nuanced goose, pull up a branch, get loose, it's time for some juice, on some orange red front.

The early bird gets the worm, but but birds get in turn like a turn on some orange red front.

Marissa Bowen, Zack, you're here to squawk. Don't miss the mistress talk all summer.

I don't call it the offseason, we call it the non-plank season.

Is that what you say when people, you know, Normie's asked you about what you do in the offseason?

You say it's not the offseason, it's the non-plank season.

I don't correct them, but I'll call it the non-plank season.

Okay. I'll feel like there's the playing season in the offseason.

The NPO.

Yeah.

Everybody, and welcome to birds with friends Monday evening 902 p.m.

on the first day of legal tampering period, Bowen, Marissa Don, Zack Berman here to talk about a newsy day for the Eagles.

We're going to stick to business in this episode.

We're going to keep it nice and tight.

We're going to talk about the news that you need to know.

No, no mistress talk.

No sitting or standing to pee talk.

This is an Eagles podcast.

We're going to focus on the big news.

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