Bird to your mother is time for another Episode of Bird's Whip Friends

Just some half-laying ran-fast vertical stems and professors from Pan Watching Eagles and Pre-Lake Pazuki's on birthdays

It's Philadelphia, Marissa Bowen, Zack kick in a cooler than three penguins till Zack runs off with his valet cheese

He's a real nuanced goose, pull up a branch, get loose, it's time for some juice, on some orange red front

I don't call it the offseason, we call it the non-plank season

I don't correct them but I'll call it the non-plank season

I'll feel like there's the playing season in the non-plank season

Hello everybody and welcome to Birds with Friends on a Thursday afternoon 105pm

It's time for free agent Quackatology, we are three, four days away from the beginning of the legal tampering period

Six days away from the start of actual free agency, although there's really no difference between the two

Bow Wolf, Zack Berman, Marissa Dunne here as we bid farewell and say goodbye and kick dirt on the grave and spit on it

Jim Bayheim, the career is over, go Deeks baby, I've never been so proud to be a demon deacon

You've never been so proud to be a demon deacon

Nice win yesterday for Wake Forest and for Syracuse of 47 years in one place

That's objectively an impressive thing

I don't remember if it was last year or two years ago, but we said it when it happened

The minute that Jim Bayheim crossed Defop Anthony de Bundo, this was going to happen

I vowed revenge, I didn't know how long it was going to take, but somehow some way I was going to bring that guy down

And David Williamson allowed me to make it happen

So Bayheim, maybe in your next life you could be less of an A-hole to the people around you

I got to say the year before I went on campus, they were talking about a succession plan

Those talking about Mike Hopkins there, I went on campus 19 years ago

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