More dustbin hearts: United say goodbye to Wenger, Southampton get a crucial win and Big Sam takes flak
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Pete returns from his American adventure, unable to work the production buttons, and to find that despite recent events Arsenal’s scriptwriters are as lazy as ever, Mark Hughes is earning his handshakes and it could well be the End of Days for some British managers.
Luckily Mitro has come good for him and if that’s not enough there’s a weird Portsmouth diversion, Marcus goes bananas in pyjamas and we manage to cause some marital strife
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Further reading:
Man United’s classy gesture to Arsene Wenger:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/apr/29/arsene-wenger-classy-gesture-manchester-united
Jurgen Klopp is unhappy about how many penalties Liverpool get:
Sam Allardyce can’t honestly produce more than he’s doing:
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Now like my toast done on one side ladies and gentlemen welcome to the football ramble |
| 0:13.9 | my name is Marcus Speller Lootmalls here. |
| 0:16.4 | A Hoi Hoi. |
| 0:17.4 | Jim Campbell's here. |
| 0:18.4 | Hello. |
| 0:19.4 | And he'll never settle down. |
| 0:20.4 | It's Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:21.4 | Hello. |
| 0:30.0 | Three's company but four's a ramble it always will be. |
| 0:54.9 | PTs on the pod. |
| 0:56.9 | PTs on the pod everybody. |
| 0:58.9 | PTs on the pod and fantasy. |
| 1:01.1 | America again. |
| 1:03.1 | Bando back. |
| 1:04.1 | Both. |
| 1:05.1 | But he's definitely back. |
| 1:06.1 | I'm banned from America. |
| 1:07.1 | You've been in Denver, dog. |
| 1:08.1 | I've been on a lot of play. |
| 1:09.3 | Speed doing New Mexico, a little bit of Amarillo, Boulder, a place called Tauos. |
| 1:15.8 | No way. |
| 1:16.8 | It's very Mexican. |
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