An engineer round the corner whenever you need.

British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed.

Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink,

a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink.

If your boilers kaput and your blue fur needs a rinse,

we've got your back to stop that cold water wince.

You don't need to be a customer. We can help you too,

taking care of things. It's what British gas do. T's and C supply 6,000 engineers correct as of Jan

2026. I love stories about dipshits getting scammed by celebrities on the internet. Why? Because

there's no excuse to ever get scammed by quote unquote celebrities on the internet. Why? Because there's no excuse to ever get scammed by quote-unquote celebrities on the internet. I can understand where you get a robo call from your bank and you think that it's a real thing and you think that people have taken your money. Like, I don't get scammed by those either, but I can see where that would happen. I can see where you'd believe that, that you get a call and everything looks legit,

and the phone number looks legit, and it turns out to be a scam.

I respect that that happens.

What I cannot respect is that a dipshit gets scammed by a fake celebrity.

I cannot do that.

I cannot wrap my head around it.

It is arrogance.

Errogance alone will get you scam by a fake

celebrity. It will also get you scammed by hot fake people on the internet as well. You have to think

very highly of yourself if you think that some celebrity DMs you and wants to fuck you. You are an

arrogant asshole. But that said, people are getting scammed by fake Elon Musk now,

which is really impressive. Let's talk about that after these words.

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