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This podcast covers mature, intense, morbid, and sometimes just scary stuff. Listener discretion is advised.

Will the topic of this week's episode crush my and Elise's dream of finally getting shared

bunk beds?

Find out in 30 morbid minutes.

Thank you. This is the podcast where we cover topics, people, places, ideas, and history of a morbid, macab, dark, and downright grizzly nature, usually in 30 minutes or less, or you get your money back, which you didn't pay for, but I'm Elise Willems. And I'm Jessica Vasami. We're going to get those bunk beds, Jess. I know it. I know. That opening line, like, I had to do it a couple times, guys, because I couldn't get through it because it was funny to me. It just was had some trouble. Just the visual. The visual of, first of all, you and I trying to get in those bunk beds. It really is. I actually had to stay in bunk beds quite recently. Again, I just want to make, I'm 37, but there should be no age limit for bunk less. Let's just say that. But I had to stay in a room. I went somewhere with some friends and me and Devin, who is my husband,

got the room with the bunk beds. So I was like, look, he's, you know, like 200 and something pounds, six five. He's like six seven. How did he fit in those bunk beds? Yeah, well, he slept on the

bottom and I slept on the top. And was it a struggle to like climb up this rickety ass ladder that's made for a child to get up to the top bed?

Yes.

It was very difficult.

And then like every time I would like toss or turn, the whole thing would shake.

I was like, this is not meant for adults.

I shouldn't be here. No. I think James and I stayed in a yurt with some friends. I don't know. Oh my gosh. It was like seven years ago maybe. And I think we were in bunk beds. I think there were two sets of bunk beds in this yurt. And also being in that yurt, like, your face is three inches from the ceiling.

I know.

Yes.

There's no room for error.

Absolutely no room for error. And you don't have, like, all your things with you. It's not like you have an end table with a lamp, like your plug-in phone. It's like, yeah, you need a really

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