Well, the second half Byron's hangin', Jody's hangin', I have a new invention that's gonna revolutionize travel

and we'll play a stupider liar with John Kerry.

News coming as well right after this.

So let's get started, man. My cousin has a flip phone. Ain't that so?

2019, he's still got a flip phone.

I got tried to convince him to get a smartphone, but he'll conspiracy theorists.

The hell I want a smartphone for, huh? Government tracking me around, knowing what a hell I meant.

But they know where you at. You in prison.

Byron Bowers is on the Adam Corolla show.

There we go. Love that joke. Shout out to my cousin too, who did his time.

What do you do time for? Drinking.

We just bought him shots when that, we just bought him shots. That was a true story.

He had his flip phone and I was like, they know where you at. You in jail. He had to go to jail

for drinking and driving. I had to be doing a show in town and the next day he had to go to report.

So we bought him a shot. This shot before he reported. That's what a joke came from.

That story of him.

I think that's, I love that. You guys bought him shots right before he reported to go to prison.

But remember the alcohol wore off while he was in prison.

And then it just was like even you're just like, oh yeah. Byron just went to jail. He didn't go to prison.

Well, it was a thing this time because he had five DUIs. He had to report on weekends or something.

Oh, shit. So I was like, everything he was saying just don't, but that, you know,

society is like that sometimes they say stuff that just don't make sense. And it's like, you know,

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