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Don't you dare think that we think we're superstars.

No, no.

We get kicked in the reality nuts about once a week.

Toucher and Rich, 985, the sports up.

The calls are real.

My television does not work.

The dispatchers, heroes.

What do you suggest we do as a police department?

It's not a crime to play frisbee down the beach.

The situations?

I'm hiding in shrubbery down the street.

Anything but dire.

There is a very stupid child on the baseball diamond at Cheater Park.

For one night only, the most befuddling audio from the angriest town in America is bigger and more insane than ever.

There's a rabbit on my driveway.

I don't know what's going on with it, but it's just sitting there.

It's Toucher and Rich's Brookline 911 live. What is that? May 13th at the Wilbur Theater in Boston, Tutcher and Rich will debut never before heard calls. They were laughing at me. That redefine unimaginable. You know, my mother was a very lady, lady. Plus, the first annual Golden Leafblower Awards,

honoring the most preposterous Brookline 911 calls of all time.

There's no water on me and I'm well.

Tickets go on sale at TNR listeners Wednesday at 10 a.m.

into the general public on Friday.

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