Morbius LIVE!

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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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It’s morbin’ time! Paul, Jason, and June are LIVE from the Chicago Theatre to break down the 2022 Jared Leto superhero flick Morbius. With the help of a nerd in the audience, the crew discuss if Morbius can fly due to his hollow bones or because it’s simply a windy day, if Matt Smith’s character name is Milo or Lucien, and wonder if Morbius could use a little help from Beetlejuice. Plus, they ask the all-important question, "Would you donate blood for someone to drink?" Go to www.hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, and more. Follow Paul on Letterboxd https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Subscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdive Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooled Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgm Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is not on Twitter

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0:00.0	When Dr. Morbius meets Dr. Who, it's...
0:05.0	Morbend time!
0:08.0	We saw Morbius, so you know what that means.
0:12.0	We saw Morbius, so you know what that means.
0:42.0	We've got a lot of people in the band, and he's on the line.
0:46.0	Breaking eight feet in his cousin's cool and his eyes.
0:49.0	Cause a bad gym, funny looking kind of night.
0:52.0	All his kids get in there and we'll chase him and get you laid.
0:55.0	Don't let's make the shower or the monkey shots in the plane.
0:57.0	They're just a bunch of movies while they're making the grave.
1:00.0	Here's a real question for the audience.
1:02.0	Let's get it, hey!
1:05.0	Hello, people of Earth, and hello, people of Chicago!
1:17.0	We are alive at the Chicago Theater, and we are so excited to talk about a movie that changed the generation.
1:28.0	Some say it might be the best Marvel-affiliated film ever.
1:35.0	Technically not a Marvel film, because I've never seen that weird title above Marvel before in association.
1:44.0	It's like we live next door to Marvel.
1:47.0	But if you need to know the plot of Morbius, it's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Vampire.
1:53.0	I don't know, it's a weird story about a man who doesn't have the right DNA, but Vampire bats do.
2:01.0	I think we learned a lot of bad things about Vampire bats that aren't true.
2:06.0	And if you're looking for something scary, don't worry, you won't find it here.
2:12.0	Surprisingly, in the hour and 48 minutes of this film, not much happens, but we are going to break it down tonight.
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