Moped Mania – April 8, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Summary
- Drew's sweet moped, Mike Vrabel & Dianna Russini scandal, Tom Mazawey with a Hank Aaron information dump, a new Bonerline, the return of Jim's Picks, and Armageddon has been delayed by two weeks.
- Jim vs his co-workers. Call him today so he can stick it to them.
- Stuttering John needs your money to battle Karl Hamburger and Shuli Egar in court.
- Sports Videos: Tiger Woods is seen at the golf course. There was some major ass at the ballpark last night. A brawl erupted between the Angels and Braves.
- Armageddon has been delayed two weeks.
- Bathhouses are SO BACK in Minnesota.
- Drew Crime: Michigan's Lynette Hooker will one day be featured in a future Dateline episode. Don't post your arson on Instagram. Christina Plante has been found after missing for 32 years.
- Anthony Anderson vs NASA. He's like to see us focusing on Earth instead of the moon.
- Natasha Lyonne wants you to see her breasts.
- 209-66-Boner is the # to call or text to communicate with the show.
- No kink-shaming Byron Noem.
- Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini were seen getting cozy together in Sedona.
- Tom Mazawey joins us pre-haircut to defend Dianna Russini, rip the Detroit Tigers poor start to the season, remind us of a Hank Aaron anniversary, eulogize Davey Lopes, comment on the flailing Red Wings, and comment on hot new bathhouse action.
- Gene Simmons is in town for the Grand Opening of Rock and Brews.
- Howard Stern is hoping an NDA with a former assistant holds up.
- BranDon's neighbor and billionaire David Geffen have reached a divorce settlement.
- Meghan Markle's Australian tour is about to be an epic disaster.
- We're so close to 40k on YouTube. Subscribe today.
- Paris Jackson continues to battle her father's estate despite them making her extremely wealthy.
- Blake Lively is pretending like she'll win out in the end vs Justin Baldoni. She's spreading awareness about 'digital violence'.
- Colorado QB, Dominiq Ponder, was killed in a drunk driving accident and he was pretty wasted.
- Jim's totally not racist list: Songs sung better by the whites.
- Merch is for sale! Buy it now before it’s gone and you miss out forever.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Women, men, gays. |
| 0:03.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane Show. |
| 0:06.0 | They came in so fast and so hard, and these guys knew exactly what they, let's go, come on, get in, let's go, poit. |
| 0:13.0 | They came one right after another, not at the same time. |
| 0:16.0 | They don't want to come at the same time. |
| 0:18.0 | They had to come right after each other. |
| 0:19.0 | They didn't have any room. It's hard to come at the same time. I mean, that's just hard to do. Especially when there's no room. That's crazy. Imagine people's hands bumping into each other, jerking somebody off or their heads. They're headbutt each other. That would suck. Tip to tip. Anyway. Yeah, here we are. We're in the deals at the D.com studios. What's popping? And we've got an exciting show today, as always. Hall Financial is our sponsor. Mortgage rates are the lowest. They've been in three years. Our listeners get five-star servers from Hall. Now is the time you need to call and take advantage of these low rates. They've got options to help you skip two mortgage payments and qualify for a free appraisal. These benefits could even time with a Hall financial no-cost loan. Go to callhallfirst.com slash Drew and ask to talk to Jim Bentley, who I don't think he's going to be leading the list this month. He is so far this month. Yeah. It's early. Well, we're about a third of the way in. You're off for a few days, though. Yeah. Came back with a vengeance. Jeez, came back refreshed. That's what vacation's for. Wow. Hell yet. Oh, well, Dan Morrison won it last month, I think. Who's that? Yeah, just another guy. Everyone's better than me, apparently. I'm always the bridesmaid. What happened to the sales guy? Yeah, what happened to sell? Yeah, he shit the bed at the end. No way. He's happy to see that. Him and Nick. Fuck him. I hate Dan, too. Oh, I love this competition |
| 1:44.3 | Sounds so healthy |
| 1:46.5 | Least favorite guys there |
| 1:47.8 | Well, Stutern John's GoFundMe today is up to $220 |
| 1:52.1 | That's right |
| 1:53.1 | John is trying to get help paying his legal bills |
| 1:55.5 | For the lawsuit that he filed |
| 1:57.3 | Against Carl and Shulie |
| 1:58.9 | And they raised I think $40,000 in their GoFundMe for some reason he only has $220. That's crazy. It is odd. Maybe people don't know about it. Oh, he just got it. He's at 225 now. Oh, okay. Unfortunately people do know about it because he went to Facebook. He went to Twitter and he went to his own show to say here is the go fund me here is the link |
| 2:19.2 | Please donate. I'm going through a rough time right now, but like you said he's the one who brought the lawsuit |
| 2:24.5 | Yeah, I thought we were um I thought he was asking for money to his Venmo three days ago to pay for his surgery on his arm |
| 2:33.1 | Because he said his medical insurance wasn't they don't cover arm |
| 2:36.8 | surgery apparently he is after which he's bragged many times about how great after insurance is |
| 2:42.0 | but they don't cover arm surgery yeah don't cover surgery for a broken wrist yeah no extremities |
| 2:47.2 | it's just the core the thorax only yeah i don't know what I would call that to the best insurance |
| 2:53.3 | if that's the case, but I would think that you would simply delay the surgery until it got |
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