I'm Pablo Torre, and this episode of Pablo Torre finds out is brought to you by Remy Martin 1738, Accord Royale.

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Please drink responsibly, because today we're going to find out what this sound is.

Yeah, I mean, I know a lot of people in the basketball and the gambling space.

So, you know, work does get around.

Eventually, it gets to me from people that I know.

Right after this ad.

I have slept for like four hours.

We have been reporting this up till the second.

We're still reporting it as we're recording this.

We don't have time to waste, unfortunately.

This is a very serious story, a very stupid story.

And I think an almost shockingly smart story.

Comedy comes in threes.

It's a funny story.

I feel like we're going to get another revelation.

Based on how this morning and this past couple weeks have gone, we're going to get something

else here, Pablo.

So just stand by as we're taping this.

We continue to live.

The three of us, rule of three, continue to live inside a rabbit hole that can only be described also as dank.

It stinks of all sorts of things, including literally weed.

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