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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, Greg mentions militias, Michael Eric Dyson and Mary Tyler Moore.

Transcript

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0:00.0

WE Tпод Created flagship film

0:30.0

Burlington, Vermont's most enchanting, comedy con population,

0:33.7

the Vermont Comedy Club, located here

0:36.5

in the White People District of Burlington.

0:40.4

Well, Vermont is a White People District.

0:42.5

Good evening, White People and Friends of White People.

0:45.4

Nice to be here.

0:46.2

A lot of guys wear beards here in an unironic way.

0:48.7

I think that's fantastic.

0:50.2

You have no idea that you look like a slave owner

0:52.4

from the 19th century, and I think that's,

0:54.8

no, no, no, be blissfully unaware of that.

0:57.2

Just carry on being white at all times,

0:59.2

and wearing flannel and unspeakable shoes.

1:01.5

Do that for me, won't you, Vermont?

1:03.4

Won't you remain damp?

1:06.3

It is so awesome to be here.

1:08.2

Originally, I had planned to be at the inauguration

1:11.9

of Hillary Clinton last week, and then the March,

1:16.2

and then all that kind of fell through,

1:18.4

and I had booked this age as a go.

1:19.7

You're asking, Greg, why are you here in January?

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