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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Moonwalking With The Stars

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The Bonfire's favorite crooner is joining Dancing With The Stars. Jay speculates on which Michael Jackson song Corey Feldman will dance to first. | A camper calls in to scold Bobby for chewing food on the microphone. | Bob watches the new Spike Lee movie with Denzel Washington and is appalled by the ending. | The guys research fat pad removal for their cheeks and judge which celebrities look good with the surgery. | Jacob takes notes on the host's behavior so he can report back to the bosses. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I don't want to too much music play. I want people to know I'm here on time. It's been a point of contention. Do you think they all follow? Do you think they follow me if I get fired, Bobby? Do the fans follow me? They all follow you. Series is itching. Yeah, I have to, I'm going to get shuffled over to a Sam show in the morning as a producer. They poor Jacob. They make poor Jacob call me early. That'd be funny if they, they don't even care. They just call it Bob and Bob and the boys. You don't give a fuck. Sam Roberts and the boys. Whatever keeps those pockets fatter.

0:37.9

No.

0:58.6

No, they call. They make Jacob call. It's the worst. I feel so bad for him. What do you mean? I started defending myself and I'm like, okay, no, okay. They make Jacob call because I was late. Oh, yeah. You got a phone call? Yeah. Really? Do you know what's funny? 10 years, my job's been called in the question here four or five times.

1:02.7

Never once has anybody been like, you know, the show's doing great.

1:04.2

No one's ever called.

1:07.1

Series X-X-Evers never told us the show's going great.

1:08.3

They let us know we're moving studios.

1:12.6

And then I was late twice in a row, in a row is bad not in a row you came in now the last wednesday i missed a bar i was late that was fucking

1:19.0

that was the three hours of traffic almost uh i hit on the way and then yesterday i was five

1:23.5

yesterday you were here your mic wasn't working yeah yeah so i don't know what they're talking they didn't buy it I don't know you know you know you know you know you know what dude I thought they were gonna buy that whole fucking microphone thing like I said the funny thing is I was supposed to be late yesterday and I said that's what I would do that was your bit yeah I took your bit because you were late funny and it's funny because I was talking to Christine and I was like well traffic's a bit

1:47.1

she's like yeah I was talking to Christine. I was like, well, traffic's a bit. She's like, yeah, I know, but we do leave from the same house. Oh, that's what Christine said? No, I'm kidding. We leave from the same house. She leaves, takes the dog in, so she goes earlier. She has extra. She she has more stuff to do yeah well no she leaves

2:04.1

it but it also is at an earlier time it's like traffic like starts getting worse in that time

2:08.9

no i'll probably have to start leaving around the same time she leaves i leave it i to get here by

2:13.0

430 i leave at one o'clock in the afternoon.

2:19.2

Do you? Every day.

2:21.8

One o'clock. It takes me three hours to get here.

2:27.1

Really? Yeah, but that's the type of commitment I've decided to, that's the type of person I am.

2:30.5

Well, listen, that's the kind of person that is going to get you a little show called by the bobbing guys. Bobbing guys. It's going to be you and Bobbing guys. But do they come? Do they follow me at all? Any people? Buddy, every, the whole, everybody here, even the crew is going to follow you. To my basement? I'm going to show up. The only one's going to be here is Christine. By yourself. Hey guy. Corporstein. No, dude, you're not... Dude, you were... I even give Jacob when he called me. Poor Jacob, he called. And I answered, I go, dude, I just did a phone... I literally just got finished doing a phone interview for Calgary, which means I'm sure I'm not selling great. And I was going into it going on.

3:08.4

I was like, oh, I got to do a fucking a radio call, a radio phoneer for Calgary.

3:15.0

Oh, it's going to be a go to, what made you get in the comedy?

3:18.6

And it was so funny.

3:19.8

The guy goes, you know, I did a little research on you on Wikipedia there and uh and he goes and I

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