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The Brilliant Idiots

Comedy

4.6 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 133 minutes

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This week on The Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne tha God and Andrew Schulz are discussing real parenting stuff: the difference between raising kids with money vs. without, why today's kids have weaponized the language of mental health, They discuss the Poo Shiesty/Gucci Mane situation, and somehow it all circles back to one simple lesson: hire a lawyer, not a getaway driver. Charlamagne and Andrew break down why music contracts are so predatory, when renegotiating is the right move, and they hit the Offset shooting outside the Hard Rock Casino, Kanye's Wireless Festival drama, the UK Prime Minister weighing in on Ye, and a convo about whether sponsors actually vet who they're attaching their name to. They also run through the WNBA's "Stud Buds" era, Dawn Staley's legacy and why she should be getting paid way more, and women's basketball becoming must-see TV. Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zt3hy9x9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct deposit and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠⁠ Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - ⁠Pre Order⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - ⁠⁠Pre Order⁠⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz - ⁠⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - ⁠⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠⁠ Checks out AlexxMedia ⁠AM Mornings⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.4	Yep, Charlamagne, the guy.
0:31.2	Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast.
0:32.7	Back for another week of brilliant idiotness.
0:35.1	Hathaka walk up.
0:36.6	I hope what Charlemagne just told me before this podcast started,
0:40.1	never sees the light of day.
0:41.6	We was just brainstorming some sketches.
0:43.4	Yeah, we were.
0:45.3	Can't brainstorm a sketch or two?
0:47.3	I think you can even call that a stretch.
0:51.1	That's exactly what would have happened.
0:53.5	That was what happened to his butthole. Listen, how was your weekend, man? Yo, my weekend was good, man. Would you do anything fun? Where were we this? Was that in Rhode Island this weekend? No. Was that last weekend? Oh, the past weekend. I don't even know what I did. I just hung out with the family. Oh, no, we went out east. We were out east with the family.
1:27.2	Was it out of East Hamptons? And we just did a nice little chilling with the fam, bro. My daughter's like, like, just awesome. Like, at round two, they start to really communicate and you went through this four times, so you already know. But like, you get to actually engage with them, play with them,
1:28.5	negotiate with them.
1:30.2	Imagine things.
1:28.5	It's a beautiful thing to me. you already know, but like you get to actually engage with them, play with them, negotiate with them, like imagine things.
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