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🗓️ 31 May 2021
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | Do you hear that Chris Angel is opening a restaurant called C-A-B-L-P? |
0:07.4 | It stands for Chris Angel breakfast lunch pizza. |
0:11.7 | No, no, no, this is a Tina Fey joke. |
0:15.3 | How do you say that? |
0:17.0 | Cblap? |
0:17.7 | Cblap? |
0:19.1 | It's the same sound Chris Angel's career made the minute we started. |
0:23.4 | If it's breakfast lunch pizza, just call it BLP. |
0:27.5 | Because then you're echoing BLT. |
0:30.3 | So, BLP, ooh, what's the P? |
0:32.2 | Well, why is it breakfast lunch pizza? |
0:34.5 | So after 5 p.m., the restaurant only serves pizza. Or is it that it serves breakfast |
0:40.0 | pizza and lunch pizza, but not crucially dinner pizza? But BLP also makes me think of that Golden |
0:48.0 | Girls episode where Sophia is trying to sell bacon, lettuce, potato. I think of it as VPL, which is visible penis line. |
0:57.3 | Yeah, yeah. |
0:58.4 | Which makes me think we should open a VPL chain of restaurants in manner of hooters. |
1:04.3 | Yeah. |
1:04.9 | And we sell like sausages and like pigs in a blanket, filbasa. |
1:09.9 | Yep, yep, eggplants. |
1:12.3 | Eggplants, obviously. |
1:13.5 | Bananas, fried plantains, cucumbers, |
1:17.5 | popsicles. |
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