Moon Trees Please, Mummy with Ophira Eisenberg
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Ophira Eisenberg is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how we almost forgot about moon trees, Ohio's forbidden ravioli and scientists find yeast in mummy’s guts and use it to make sourdough!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.0 | Here we go, Scott. Are you ready? |
| 0:08.2 | Could he be? I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. |
| 0:12.7 | And laugh. He's still looking for stories. |
| 0:15.7 | Here it is. |
| 0:16.7 | Okay. |
| 0:17.7 | We almost forgot about the moon trees. |
| 0:21.7 | I've never heard of moon trees, but I know if the moon trees hit your eye like a big |
| 0:28.9 | pizza pie, that's bananas. That's bananas. |
| 0:36.2 | If I said something that |
| 0:38.7 | Put your world on its head |
| 0:40.8 | Would you believe me? |
| 0:44.7 | If I did blow your mind |
| 0:47.2 | To a zillion pieces |
| 0:48.8 | Would you believe me? |
| 0:53.1 | Driving me bananas, baby bananas, banana, n. Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, never. |
| 0:57.4 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, nana. |
| 1:01.4 | Guys, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas. |
| 1:05.1 | I'm Kurt Brown-Oller. |
| 1:06.5 | I'm Banana Boy number two, Scotty Landis. |
| 1:08.1 | Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was, specifically the people in Barnesville, Georgia, the buggy capital of the South. |
| 1:16.9 | Population, Kurt, you're going to be disappointed. |
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