Moon's Wild Alabama Adventure, Rock-Throwing Maniacs & The Craziest News We Read All Week
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 9 July 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
There are normal Thursday shows...
Then there's whatever this was.
Moon returns from Alabama after spending quality family time driving a boat like every dad whose only mission is launching kids off an inflatable tube at unsafe-but-technically-safe speeds. The gang debates whether tubing is childhood fun or simply a cleverly disguised upper-body endurance test that ends with someone losing a shoulder.
Then the news takes a hard left.
A St. Louis man is arrested... again... for throwing rocks off an overpass. Naturally, the conversation somehow turns into train hopping, small-town childhood crimes, and whether this guy secretly missed his calling as a major league pitcher.
Just when you think we've hit peak weird...
A man cuts off his own anatomy, sets it on fire, accidentally burns down a garage, and somehow gets arrested for arson. We wish we were making that sentence up.
If that isn't enough nightmare fuel, the crew reacts to one of the wildest aviation stories ever: a flight instructor who simply opens the door mid-flight, tells his student "keep moving forward," and jumps out of the airplane. The student still lands safely because apparently she's the calmest human alive.
We also revisit the unbelievable Tesla cliff case where an entire family survived a 300-foot plunge, discuss bizarre Florida drug smuggling excuses, debate irrational fears of tiny airplanes, celebrate another official case of Rafe's famous "butthole lightning," and somehow manage to squeeze in movie nostalgia, Culkin conspiracy theories, food news, and enough sarcasm to power St. Louis for a week.
It's the kind of episode where every new story somehow becomes even more unbelievable than the last—which, honestly, is exactly how we like our mornings.
If you're looking for a comedy podcast filled with ridiculous news, hilarious commentary, questionable life advice, and a group of friends trying to make sense of absolute chaos, you've found today's episode.
Whether you're listening at work, driving through STL traffic, or pretending to be productive, thanks for hanging out with us for another comedy podcast full of laughs, bizarre headlines, and the kind of conversations absolutely nobody else is having.
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| 1:39.0 | Hey, Dan, hey, Dan, hey, Dan, hey, Dan, hey, Dan, hey, day, Thursday, July the 9th, for 2026, and we are live, and we're all here, Moon, yeah. Thursday, July the 9th, 2026, and we are live. |
| 1:46.9 | And we're all here, Moon, back from his assignment in Alabama. |
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