Hey maintenance phase buds. Today's episode is a real treat. It's one that we're really excited to bring to you.

And also, it is important that you know that I fully fucked up the sound.

Mike is like an audio maghiver and did a bunch of neat tricks to save it.

But just know that the audio quality for this one is a little downgraded from our usual.

We'll be back up and running next time, but this one's on me.

That is not how I would frame it. I was not going to blame you for this.

This is a very strange and technical process.

We had to use Aubrey's Skype recording rather than her microphone recording

because there are knobs and dials on the microphone that were in the wrong place, I guess.

And I'm just a very loud person. So the place they all need to be is at like the lowest setting.

We're both bellowers. Yes. We both have a bellowing issue.

And so sometimes that fries are microphones.

And it was Aubrey's turn to fry hers.

Lastly. So we are sorry. There's a couple of places where the audio cuts out.

It sounds little tinny. We're working on it. We think we fixed it.

So please bear with us and enjoy.

Hello. Welcome to Maintenance Phase, the podcast about health and wellness

and energy drinks, I guess, or something.

Yeah, sort of. I am Aubrey Gordon. I am a columnist for Self Magazine.

I'm Michael Hobbs. I work for Huffington Palace.

Awesome. Yeah, look at that. We did it.

And today we're talking about Moonjuice, which I literally have no clue what this is.

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