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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Moon Doinking Cutie Pies

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole lunar rocks to use during sex after promising girlfriend the moon and the hidden power of sharing cute animal pics!

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0:00.0

this is exactly right

0:03.1

Scott are you ready

0:07.0

oh I'm ready to really laugh and laugh and laugh

0:12.4

man steals 21 million dollars of lunar rocks from NASA to use during sex after

0:20.0

promising his girlfriend of the moon.

0:23.0

Kurti B, I did this one.

0:25.4

What?

0:26.6

I definitely did this one.

0:28.2

You did?

0:29.3

Yeah, I'm back in 2021 when we have no brains.

0:32.8

I have no memory of you doing this one.

0:35.1

And you know what?

0:35.8

Neither does anybody else.

0:37.2

So we're going to get into it. We're doing it again. And you know what? Neither does anybody else. I love it.

0:38.1

We're doing it again.

0:39.7

We're sticking our flag on an orbiting planet that we like to call bananas.

0:46.8

If I said something that flipped your world on its head, would you believe me?

0:55.0

If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?

1:04.0

Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.

1:08.0

Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Guys, non-binary pals. Welcome to bananas. I'm Kurt Ranneller. I am Banana Boy. Number two, Scotty Landis. Thank you for listening to the silliest podcast that ever was. We should do just a little bit of housekeeping. We got to talk about bananas fest. Bananas Fest is coming up. I mean, like, I don't know when this is going to get released, but it's October 4th, folks. It's coming fast. So here's some basics. Yeah, basics about bananas fest. We're going to have a talent show, Sunboy, one of our sponsors, is going to sponsor a talent show where you can do anything you want. So whatever your thing is, bring your thing to Bananas Fest. It's going to sponsor a talent show where you can do anything you want. So whatever your

1:44.6

thing is, bring your thing to Bananas Fest. It's going to be fantastic. Yes. Bring clean bras.

1:50.5

We're going to try to break the record for most people wearing a brazier on their head. So bring a

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