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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about DNA on NYC subways, a guy who stole $21 million worth of lunar rocks so he could have sex on them, strange insurance policies and a petition for Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

We at Wundry live, breathe, and downright obsess over True Crime.

0:04.0

And now we're launching the ultimate True Crime fan experience, Exhibit C.

0:09.2

Join now by following Wundry Exhibit C on Facebook and listen to True Crime on Wundry and Amazon

0:15.3

music. Exhibit C. It's truly criminal. Scotty.

0:21.7

Kurty B. Are you ready for this one? I'm glad to see you. I feel like we haven't done one of

0:28.1

these in a couple of weeks and it's good to be back. It's good to be back. We haven't, we haven't,

0:32.7

and we especially haven't done a solo episode for a while. That's right. Let's get right into it.

0:37.1

Hit me. Half the DNA on the New York City subway matches no, no, no, organism.

0:44.6

Whoa, not surprising. Very good. That is bananas.

1:14.7

Ladies and gentlemen are non-binary folks out there. Welcome to bananas. I am Kirk Brown,

1:23.6

owner. And I am Scotty Banana Boy number two, land us. Thank you to all our bananas. We keep

1:29.7

growing. It's worth a mouth. We just continue to keep growing. We love making bananas. So thank you

1:36.3

to everyone who gets their friends at work hooked. Their husbands, their partners, their wives,

1:41.6

their kids. We appreciate the growth. We really truly do. And I'll throw it out there right now,

1:49.6

talking about growth that if you're in Los Angeles, you can come on down and see me,

1:56.0

Kurty B. Do an hour of stand-up comedy on August 11th at the Dynasty typewriter. Come on down.

2:03.8

You'll see me run my new hour before I record it for television posterity. I'll be there 100%.

2:11.1

How were all your shows? How were your filly shows? Did the banana show up in numbers or what?

2:15.2

The bananas, the bananas were there in filly. It was fantastic. There was great news.

2:20.1

Someone dressed as a banana for one show. Great news. Another show just someone just calmly handed

2:26.3

me a banana when I got on stage. Great news. Another one. Someone 3D printed a banana and then I

2:33.2

signed the 3D printed banana. That's what it's all about. That's why you got into comedy right there.

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