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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Mookie Blaiklok, Allan McLeod, Joe Hartzler

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2012

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The Front of the Shoe Is White Rubber - Mookie Blaiklock, Allan McLeod, and Joe Hartzler join Matt Besser for some improv and they mean business. Will they talk about nicknames, pubes, and butt chugging? You bet they will! Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon . You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “The Six Most Important Sets in the History of Standup” at mattbesser.com !

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to improper humans, Matt Besser, that's me, this is improper humans, no conversion

0:14.8

therapist.

0:15.8

You read about these guys, today three other humans and myself will be improvising.

0:21.7

If your suggestion is given to me on Twitter, at Matt Besser, you got to get there, come

0:26.9

on, drop your suggestions, we use them, we use other sources, such as YouTube videos,

0:34.0

they inspire stories, opinions, and ultimately diamonds in the sky.

0:39.9

Oh, this is gentlemen, I have the best improvisers in the universe here, Alan McLeod, welcome

0:46.1

back to the show.

0:48.6

I predicted that you were going to get married or propose to your, to my wife, girlfriend

0:59.6

at the time, and I said it to your face, did I say it in front of her?

1:05.8

No, she wasn't there, she, no, she wasn't there, you said it to my face, because I met

1:11.0

her at a party too, but I didn't say it to her face then, right, where was your face

1:17.2

when I said it to you?

1:20.4

I guess it was about straight in front of yours, you know, God, we must have been three,

1:25.2

four feet away from each other at the time, but you didn't say anything to me, you didn't

1:30.8

say you're right.

1:31.8

I think I was like, well, I don't know, you know, with a twinkle in my eye or something.

1:36.1

You could have told me, man, I know, but how many of your friends knew?

1:41.8

Two, I think I had, I think two friends knew, I think I spilled the beans before I went

1:50.2

to Italy and did the, did the deed.

1:52.6

What two friends?

1:56.5

You weren't, you really wanted to know?

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