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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Mookie Blaiklock, Fran Gillespie, Joe Hartzler, Ryan Rosenberg

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2014

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Ukraine Obese - Mookie Blaiklock, Fran Gillespie, Joe Hartzler, and Ryan Rosenberg quickly learn that there's something odd about Happyville, help each other go to the bathroom the correct way, and dine at a restaurant that specializes in placentas on today's improv5humans with Matt Besser! Plus, we hear how difficult it is to cancel a subscription service in another edition of What's Bothering You. Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! Humans of San Francisco, there will be a LIVE improv4humans on Sunday, February 9th as part of SF Sketchfest. Go to www.sfsketchfest.com for tickets.

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0:00.0

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0:07.3

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0:15.7

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0:18.6

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0:27.1

Just go to amineave.com, enter the discount code, humans, at the checkout, and let the love begin.

0:33.6

That's amineave.com, discount code, humans.

0:37.4

Oh, welcome to Improved for Humans with Matt Bester. That's me. This is Improved for humans.

1:00.0

Today, three, no, four other humans in myself will be improvising off your suggestions given to me.

1:05.6

A Twitter app, Matt Bester, folks, you gotta get there, your priority, there, give your suggestions, your interquest, questions, your suggestions, other sources, one-spire stories, conversations, opinions, and ultimately, comedy gold, folks, the best improvisers in the universe.

1:22.9

Joe, heart slurs back on the show.

1:25.7

Thank you, thank you.

1:26.5

Welcome, Joe.

1:27.9

Thanks. Glad to be back.

1:29.5

Mookie, Blyclock, Fran Gillespie, also returning to the show.

1:35.8

Mookie, Fran, hello.

1:37.9

Hi, how are you?

1:39.0

Yeah, Ryan Rosenberg, right?

1:44.0

Sure, yeah, yeah, not Rosenberg.

1:46.1

Rosenberg, yeah, Rosenberg, I got it.

1:49.0

Do you have the tribe?

1:50.4

Sure, not really, but not really.

1:54.6

Heritage, I guess, you know?

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