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Welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Besser. That's me. This is Improper Humans, not for moaps.

That's right. Might be my new motto. No moaps. Today, myself, three other humans will be

improvising off your suggestions given to me on Twitter at Matt Besser. How can you not be at

Matt Besser so you can get your suggestions off? We're going to take those, talk about them,

then do some scenes. Just that easy Amanda Sikko. What's the worst yet common way that a guy

asks a girl on a date? Oh, it's, hey, what if we actually went on a date or something and it's

sort of a half-ass pass of aggressive way. Rather than just being like, just like saying, hey,

I want to take you out. They'll be like, oh, God, wouldn't it be funny if we went on a date?

So it's like half-committing to it? Yeah, yeah. Not a lot of guys anymore want to ask girls out.

It's very rare. So give me an example where that would be. Is this like at a bar and you're in the

middle of a good conversation or is it on a text? It's Facebook message. First off, terrible.

Really? Yeah. The last date I got asked for almost a Facebook message and it was. It was we had

been joking about a topic. So he sent me a message and was like, hey, that topic we

joked about was real funny, right? What if we went on a date before we joked about that again?

And I was like, all right, and we dated for three months. So what about why three months?

Do you think it's a lot of a little long time for a lame ass opening like that? It was fun.

Have you never had any lame ass openings? Oh, yeah. My mind is always like, what would happen if a

guy like me as the girl like me? I can like third person it. Yeah. See, once again, like not

fully committing, just be present in your self. So what's the best way on the phone? Yeah.

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