This is a head-gum original.

This is a head-gum, this is a head-gum, this is a head-gum.

Wow! The harmony is the beautiful dulcet harmonies of the king of eyes.

That was from Victor. Victor says, Victor,

heard her please for new theme songs on a Jeff's reign of terror is over.

And I thought, what a better way to celebrate this than a song about us.

Okay, cool. So Victor, if you're listening, Alf just was interrupting me while I was reading your email.

So that's what he was doing just then.

Sorry, Victor. No, I want to just like, no, like, Victor, if you're listening.

Unless, be honest, you probably aren't.

When Riley just was reading the email, I was making fun of her, which is something I like to do.

And I hope that you wouldn't want to take that away from me.

That was beautiful. Alf, how do you feel about getting a theme song about your, well, ass?

I mean, look, was I, I thought maybe we would sort of, I mean, there's no events to Victor.

I don't know, come up with a new bit for me.

You literally, no, you literally said, I want songs about my ass.

Oh, shit. Okay. I said, I want songs about my ass.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Is there like something you can do for memory?

A lot of me. No, for making it better.

Because mine is shot. I tried to do the same one shook me about my blackout curtains on every fucking episode.

But, you know, Riley, we're not here to talk about me being dumb.

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