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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hello, everybody. It is me, the brouser, who says me, me, me. That's right, it's me. Me, me. Yes. Bring me a shrubbery. Bring me a shrubbery, Jake.

And the Lord spake, saying, first shalt thou take out the holy pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no, ly-y-a-y-a-a-d, yad. The Bible's boring. Actually, you know what? Fuck my intro. Forget this intro. April, just play the clip from the Simpsons when Homer goes to college and the nerds just make that dumb Monty Python joke. Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Well, you come in the right place, then. There's one thing we know, it is science. And math. And the worst every mighty python routine. We are the knights who say, Neat! Knee! Neck, Nick, Nick. That's how I feel about this goddamn film. Tis but a flesh wound. I'm not dead. I promise I'm getting better.

He must be a king.

How can you tell?

He ain't got shit all over him.

In fact, let's not go to Camelot.

This is a silly place.

I could...

Holden, what is a pram?

And why does he have to push it a lot?

I don't know.

I don't know what a pram is.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

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